spidehman: I’m the Slayer. Slayer? Chosen

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I’m the Slayer. Slayer? Chosen One? She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You’re kidding? Ask around, look it up. Slayer comma the.

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orphanblackzone:4.03 | 5.04

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4.03 | 5.04
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americangodsdaily: You already dead, asshole. At least die a...

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You already dead, asshole. At least die a sacrifice for something worthwhile. Let the motherfucker burn! Let it all burn!
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shming: sohapppily: happy fourth of july, bitches. WE LIVE IN...

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happy fourth of july, bitches.

WE LIVE IN GIVEUP AMERICA
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andhumanslovedstories: andhumanslovedstories: Y'all

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Y'all I’ve been googling a lot about how to determine if a dog is in heat as I earn my dogsitting money breaking up some weird horny dogs and y'all. Y'all. I did not realize the degree to which ABO is dog sex. I thought it was dog sex inspired. But. I’m reading these checklists of how to deal with my very very very horny dog, and it’s like fuck I’ve read this on ao3 guys, I’ve seen this exact checklist from pethappy.com prompted on kinkmemes. I can’t believe this. It’s just dog sex but with people. I can’t believe it. Specifically I can’t believe I knew more about the specifics of abo fics than I did about the actual reproductive cycles of actual living real creatures.

I worry I sound naive here. Let me be clear. I knew abo was originally dog sex but I also knew that dogs don’t have self-lubricating assholes and mpreg. Therefore I assumed liberties were taken with the dog sex elements. But. Once again. I just read a 500 word article on keeping your bitch happy and comfortable through her heat and it’s like please dear god please I can’t believe I could swap out the word “dog” here for like Charles Xavier and it would be a perfectly reasonable abo ficlet, t-rated, hurt/comfort curtain fic slice of life heat cycle abo dynamics established relationship au don’t like don’t read!!
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